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IBDA
BREWER'S EDUCATION CORNER
FOR PARLIAMENT
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M5 outside Sydney, nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a $100 million ransom!
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
"Roughly 5 litres." he replied!!
************************************************************ Marriage Humor
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: 'Nothing..'
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Choices
Wife: 'Do you want dinner?
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
Poor judgment
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my fantastic body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
************************************************************ GERMAN JOKE
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer .
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."
************************************************************ DRINKING & DRIVING
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving....
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine....
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before... I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past...
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise……. as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it!!!
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Happy Brewing
Gary Blomeley FIBD
Editor IBD Asia Pacific
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